There is a tag making its way through Instagram and Facebook, and I thought I'd add my participation to my blog. You know, for the record :) The challenge of the tag was to post a picture of yourself, and share five things about YOU that others may not know.
Here goes...
1. I have this reoccurring dream. In the dream I have developed a pretty rad, new age, ride-on toilet. (Think George Jetson meets Jazzy, meets general bathroom laziness and procrastination.) A potential investor asks to see my invention in action, and so naturally, I hop right on.... and wake up in my bed, in a nice warm puddle. I have got to stop drinking so much water before bed.
2. My eyeballs hate me. They refuse to tolerate contact lenses. They've cried, itched, bled, and screamed at me all 87 times I've tried contacts. So, glasses I am forced to wear, every waking hour. I've needed a new set of specs desperately since Piper was born (over a year ago), but I have serious frame style commitment issues. True story.
3.When I first started developing in the (ahem) chest area, I was convinced that I had breast cancer. I told my mom while sobbing, "I think I found a lump." She gently broke the truth to me, "No Morg, what you found is the beginnings of a boob." Wait, what? I didn't already have boobs?!
My mom tells me all the time how hard it was for her to refrain from laughing out loud, she could see that I was genuinely concerned. I can only imagine now, how funny that must have been.
4. I once delivered my first baby by way of C-section, with an epidural that was estimated to have been only about 20% effective. Best, and worst day of my life.
5. I am the (Mormon) World's worst Visiting Teacher. I hate it. (Gasp! I know, I know.)
Here goes...
1. I have this reoccurring dream. In the dream I have developed a pretty rad, new age, ride-on toilet. (Think George Jetson meets Jazzy, meets general bathroom laziness and procrastination.) A potential investor asks to see my invention in action, and so naturally, I hop right on.... and wake up in my bed, in a nice warm puddle. I have got to stop drinking so much water before bed.
2. My eyeballs hate me. They refuse to tolerate contact lenses. They've cried, itched, bled, and screamed at me all 87 times I've tried contacts. So, glasses I am forced to wear, every waking hour. I've needed a new set of specs desperately since Piper was born (over a year ago), but I have serious frame style commitment issues. True story.
3.When I first started developing in the (ahem) chest area, I was convinced that I had breast cancer. I told my mom while sobbing, "I think I found a lump." She gently broke the truth to me, "No Morg, what you found is the beginnings of a boob." Wait, what? I didn't already have boobs?!
My mom tells me all the time how hard it was for her to refrain from laughing out loud, she could see that I was genuinely concerned. I can only imagine now, how funny that must have been.
4. I once delivered my first baby by way of C-section, with an epidural that was estimated to have been only about 20% effective. Best, and worst day of my life.
5. I am the (Mormon) World's worst Visiting Teacher. I hate it. (Gasp! I know, I know.)
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